Sunday 27 April 2008

This weeks Real Life story, With a Twist.

'Drunken Winnie Bego Driver'

Two cops are set on a regular mid afternoon patrol on the 101 in North Hollywood. Of course, like a lot of American cops, they are eating the doughnuts and drinking their coffee, picked up from the last diner they passed. The Driver, Pablo, originally from Mexico, so really not a guy to mess with. And then there’s the other, CJ, born and raised in Van Nuys, California. There both pretty big guys, as are a lot of the US cops. During there patrol, they are having a general chit chat about the game the night before. Untill Pablo’s eyes get drawn to this Winnie Bego, which anybody would really, as it is swerving in and out of the fourth lane. Now… anybody could tell, this was a drunk driver. But hey, this is LA, anything happens in LA. Pablo takes his doughnut out of his mouth, and places it back into the box, whilst CJ, is gripping his coffee firmly, taking a good look at the licence plate of the vehicle. As Pablo gets nearer, the drunken guy doesn’t seem to notice, so he puts the siren on for a few seconds. After 5 attempts at this, the drunk ass finally recognises that car behind him is, LAPD. As the driver decreases his speed, he suddenly opens his door. At this point, his vehicle is practically rolling along the 101. However, the driver doesn’t seem to realise this, and begins to step out of the driver’s side, obviously. Pablo and CJ are following behind, also travelling around the same speed, 2mph. Pablo immediately says in a quiet voice, with and Mexican accent, ‘What the hell is this guy doing’. As Pablo, and other passer by driver watch in amazement, this guy steps out of his vehicle, and puts his right foot on the floor, only to be dragged along, as it is still in motion. Whilst he brand new Nike shoes are being scraped along the floor, he still has a firm grip on the door handle. Pablo stops the cop car, and runs out to stop the vehicle. After they got this guy out of the road, they found out, this is not the first time he’s been hanging around winnie begos.

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